Score: 2

"Yawn."

submission: The Passion of the Christ

date: August 18, 2004

The joke was old almost as soon as I saw it. Might as well review this game for its' entertaining merits.
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It's just another title that replaces any real thought of making something remotely good with sheer offensiveness. A free equivalent of BMX XXX, Postal 2, or Battle Raper. Try making something that gets attention because its so offensive and keeps the spotlight because its actually worth playing for more than 2 minutes.

Score: 1

"Just... no."

submission: bonjour

date: December 19, 2003

Why not just put Tricky the clown in while you're at it?

Score: 9

"Stamper bein Stamper"

submission: Cotton Roots

date: August 4, 2003

Another turd laden full of shock value for its own sake. You know what we like, Will. Keep up the good work!

Score: 9

"Pretty amusing stuff. The movie wasn't bad either."

submission: The Secret Speech

date: April 29, 2003

Thanks for pretty much INVITING all the flamers to review your movie while putting every kind of disclaimer up imaginable. Reading the poorly spelled, inarticulate, tangental rants of morons who can't read either, let alone write has really made my day.
And the movie wasn't too bad, either.

Score: 1

"Fuckin A. man"

submission: EVA2 rei goes insane

date: March 30, 2003

Wow. you downloaded a bunch of rei pics (you get a 2 for graphics for at least laying off the hentai fanart) for laing off the hentai fanart tho), doodled googly faces on 'em and Kazaa'd the movie theme, and this is supposed to pass for funny? As Strong Bad (0Wnz j00) would say:
THIS IS CRAP!

Score: 7

"More! More!"

submission: Newgrounds Survivor ep5

date: March 30, 2003

Put some more guest stars in there! Like The Grim Reaper, Foamy, or the dress up girls!

Score: 8

"More! More!"

submission: Newgrounds Survivor ep4

date: March 30, 2003

Put some more guest stars in there! Like The Grim Reaper, Foamy, or the dress up girls!

Score: 1

"Way to go, Fruit Basket!"

submission: E-vengers 3 (Iraq)

date: March 18, 2003

I was wavery a little on both subjects, but thanks to your little Precious Moments astroglide ad, I've lost the last lingering shreds of interest I had in both the rave scene AND the antiwar movement.
Just a thought - If Bush Resigns, Cheney becomes president. Good luck nabbing him from his undisclosed location.

Score: 8

"Holy Crap!"

submission: Smurfs: The Lost Episode

date: February 26, 2003

Long Live Strongbad!

Score: 8

"Umm...."

submission: Cutethulhu

date: February 3, 2003

Okay... A couple anime girls...
and a little tentacley monster...
I guess..they...could...be...jus t.....friends.