All 10 game Reviews


The Passion of the Christ The Passion of the Christ

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Yawn.

The joke was old almost as soon as I saw it. Might as well review this game for its' entertaining merits.
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It's just another title that replaces any real thought of making something remotely good with sheer offensiveness. A free equivalent of BMX XXX, Postal 2, or Battle Raper. Try making something that gets attention because its so offensive and keeps the spotlight because its actually worth playing for more than 2 minutes.


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Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest! Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bitchin'!

Okay, a quick lesson for all you chickenheads out there. I pulled some hair out figuring this out but its easy once you get the hang of it.

Powerpuff Girls (manholes): Stay at the center of the screen. Blitz for a Powerpuff girl once she pops up, whack, and run back to center while she's still reeling. Repeat.

Powerpuff Girls (Aerial): Strafe the formation repeatedly up and down, up and down. Keep an eye on those laser blasts tho, and dont run into them.

Death Knights: Come up from below and to one side swinging. Try and get it so you bag both but avoid if you can't and the other's within his swinging distance. Timing is everything so it's more speed than strategy, really.

Powerpuff Girls (Final): Just keep at one of your choice, but dont take up the opportunity to repeatedly hammer one that just goes right up to you. While whaling away, keep an eye on the other two so they don't shoot at you from a distance though.

Death Adder: Same as the knights, you have to come at an angle and time it VERY exactly. If you screw up and he axes you, you have a split second to hit back before he blows up the whole screen on you so USE IT. Runnin dosent do shit. The Powerpuff Ghouls take too many brain cells to keep track of so just IGNORE THEM.

I hope this helps someone. Great game, Tom, you've outdone yourself again.


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Celestria's Challenge Celestria's Challenge

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Adorable!

This was a good game with great artwork. The outfits are just plain kawaii (Especially the amazon warrior). And if you think showing your characters nude sells your scruples short, then more power to ya. so long as you could care less about what some 13 year old shits think.


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TSUNAMI  lev. 1 TSUNAMI lev. 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The student has become the master...

Ha, the engine's improved (I still think mine's better tho) , the graphics rock (mine aren't), and the added interactivity's plain genius. (this has to be the first flash shooter so far to think of explosive barrels and fire extinguishers) Looks like I have a little to learn from YOU now. After all, at 4.02, you're doing loads better than me >,<#


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JustinBaldwin responds:

Hey thanks man, I'm glad you helped me out. I still need to check out some of your stuff.


Another Weird Ordeal dv2 Another Weird Ordeal dv2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

No time for the ol' in-out, luv.

It's a fairly good RPG. The Clockwork Orange references weren't lost on me.


raitendo responds:

"fairly good RPG" and a 7 in overall rating? Well, I'm glad your pornographic crappy shit (oh, excuse me, "fairly good dress-up game") is out of the top-20 reviewed too! Bah! And they say I can't take a bad review.


tsunami (demo) tsunami (demo)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This has great potential!

Your stuff could be the next 'Combat Instinct' with the right effort. A few pointers: Make limb and head shots count for something. Make the required reaction time -a little bit- faster, but add a health system too. The helicopter cinematic at the start was good too, but make it skippable. If you have no shortahe of spare time make the perspective of the buildings change too as you pass them. email me if you want to know how.



DBZ Dress-Up Bulma DBZ Dress-Up Bulma

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm Ruined!

God-Damn you, Fulp! I are the king of hentai anime dress up games! How dare you! now ill have to put even more into my next dress u doll, if i have da strength!



Flash DDR (Quake Master) Flash DDR (Quake Master)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Its got potential!

It would have been so much better as a dance competition type game, its pretty much the same concept. pressing keys to the beat and all. This is the first time ive seen this done in flash, you're doing great, still.



B.B.Hood vs Kurt Angle B.B.Hood vs Kurt Angle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm from Milwaukee! Kill Him!

As a resident of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and a non- inbred hick, I say: Kurt, eat my shit! Fucking homo! Lillith may have had the best EX attacks, but bb hood was DEFINITELY the best concept in the game, or any other. This Game Rules!



Horny Scarecrow Horny Scarecrow

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

My personal crusade against this crap

Just goin through the top 50 rippin on any effortless shit with some guy mouthin the words to a song found on Napster.