thespook's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Legacy of Gun Control]

You piss people off. But screw them.

We cannot have rational debate without someone being offended, and frankly, You have the 3 dickweed reviewers that came before me. Don't worry, if you piss the fascists off, that means you're doing sonething effective. don't let them get to you. One more thing: if you want to make Newgrounds-worthy, it should be funnier, like my political portal entry.

[NG Sticks]

You forgot you also need plenty of naked bitches.

But I'm willing to let that slide, it's a good movie all around

[Adventures in Skating]

It's raining men!

For a movie about stick figures this is quite original! I loved the dialogue, and the falling on the sigh was a fresh idea, except i dont think it makes the same sound as falling on pavement...

[Hostage Situation]

More of the same old same old. Good lookin tho.

Terrorists have hostage. Counterterrorists whoop their asses, take zero casualties. It's been done to death. Using sounds gutted from counterstrike has been done to death. Using weapons from counterstrike has been done to death. Legomen have been (very quickly) done to death. Some of the graphics are really good tho, they even rival mine. But you just took a bunch of screenshots of every frame of a wepon being readied and traced over them, didn't you... still that takes loads of effort and an eye for detail... Develop an orighinal story, and you could do even better...

[Robocop-PD]

Good things are worth waiting for!

I don't give a shit how big a movie or game is as long as it's good. Fuck all you little needledicks who put this talented guy down because you're too impatient to download it.

[GOP Convention Slideshow]

This could get ugly real fast...

As author of Cycle of Violence I believe in the right to say whatever the hell you want, but with the coming elections and all, a lot of you out there might think of making your thoughts into little animations too. This may get outta hand, like Whazzup. Worse, some of you are probably emotional about it. Please! I have TV, I can see all the Bush bashing I want without dialup costs. Bush will probably deal with it the usual way: act like he won't fight dirty while Farwell and Limbaugh throw mud. Newspapers are fucked, radio too. Please don't ruin my last good media source.

[Axe]

This is what i come here to see

Absolute fucking genius! The lone ranger theme was excellent! The animation was superb and the sounds appropriate, but what the hell was that WWF thing at the beginning?

[Pet Names For Your Penis]

My personal crusade against this crap

Just goin through the top 50 rippin on any effortless shit with some guy mouthin the words to a song found on Napster.

[Dragon Ball waZzup]

A pretty decent wazzup.... If that's possible.

The graphics look like they took some effort to copy over, instead of pasting mouths on imported bitmaps, though the wounds looked kinda lame, especially Cap'n Ginyu's & Frieza's. The Vegeta impression was good but Goku's sucked. On a scale of 1 to 10 where 10 is ROTFLMAO (You losers probably know what this is) and 1 being ROTFIAPOMOV (Rolling on the floor in a pool of my own vomit) this would be around a 6, a mild chuckle.