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bonjour bonjour

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Just... no.

Why not just put Tricky the clown in while you're at it?


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Cotton Roots Cotton Roots

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Stamper bein Stamper

Another turd laden full of shock value for its own sake. You know what we like, Will. Keep up the good work!


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The Secret Speech The Secret Speech

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty amusing stuff. The movie wasn't bad either.

Thanks for pretty much INVITING all the flamers to review your movie while putting every kind of disclaimer up imaginable. Reading the poorly spelled, inarticulate, tangental rants of morons who can't read either, let alone write has really made my day.
And the movie wasn't too bad, either.


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The Passion of the Christ The Passion of the Christ

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Yawn.

The joke was old almost as soon as I saw it. Might as well review this game for its' entertaining merits.
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It's just another title that replaces any real thought of making something remotely good with sheer offensiveness. A free equivalent of BMX XXX, Postal 2, or Battle Raper. Try making something that gets attention because its so offensive and keeps the spotlight because its actually worth playing for more than 2 minutes.


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Finally someone who understands my work.

Will you marry me?


Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest! Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bitchin'!

Okay, a quick lesson for all you chickenheads out there. I pulled some hair out figuring this out but its easy once you get the hang of it.

Powerpuff Girls (manholes): Stay at the center of the screen. Blitz for a Powerpuff girl once she pops up, whack, and run back to center while she's still reeling. Repeat.

Powerpuff Girls (Aerial): Strafe the formation repeatedly up and down, up and down. Keep an eye on those laser blasts tho, and dont run into them.

Death Knights: Come up from below and to one side swinging. Try and get it so you bag both but avoid if you can't and the other's within his swinging distance. Timing is everything so it's more speed than strategy, really.

Powerpuff Girls (Final): Just keep at one of your choice, but dont take up the opportunity to repeatedly hammer one that just goes right up to you. While whaling away, keep an eye on the other two so they don't shoot at you from a distance though.

Death Adder: Same as the knights, you have to come at an angle and time it VERY exactly. If you screw up and he axes you, you have a split second to hit back before he blows up the whole screen on you so USE IT. Runnin dosent do shit. The Powerpuff Ghouls take too many brain cells to keep track of so just IGNORE THEM.

I hope this helps someone. Great game, Tom, you've outdone yourself again.


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Celestria's Challenge Celestria's Challenge

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Adorable!

This was a good game with great artwork. The outfits are just plain kawaii (Especially the amazon warrior). And if you think showing your characters nude sells your scruples short, then more power to ya. so long as you could care less about what some 13 year old shits think.


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